Another one-man distro is born!!!

November 12th, 2004 - 01:10 pm ET by Niki Kovacs | Report spam
Hi folks,

Sorry I lost the link, but there's an interesting article on ZDNet about
WankLinux(tm), a one-man distro based on LFS (Linux For Suckers). According
to maintainer R. Margarino who maintains that brandnew distro in
collaboration with Trolltech(tm), WankLinux is aimed especially towards the
unstable branch of newsgroup posters. Among WankLinux' features, we have:

- Kernel 0.9.7rc2 (highly unstable to continually feed the user's anger)
- A complete selection of newsreaders including KNode and Pan, preconfigured
for use in rec.sports.baseball, alt.os.linux.slackware as well as
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.hamster.duct-tape.
- Various first person shooter games, including SuicideAlley2, where the
player is also the target.
- Accelerated versions of FrozenBubble, TuxRacer and KAsteroids which keep
the frustration stamina high.
- Various child porn desktop themes for recreational activities.

http://wanklinux.sourcedork.net

:oD
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#1 Realto Margarino
November 12th, 2004 - 01:24 pm ET | Report spam
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Niki Kovacs trolled:

Sorry I lost the link, but there's an interesting article on
ZDNet about WankLinux(tm),



Are you going to write the French version?

cordially, even to pure trash,

rm

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#2 Realto Margarino
November 12th, 2004 - 01:24 pm ET | Report spam
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Niki Kovacs trolled:

Sorry I lost the link, but there's an interesting article on
ZDNet about WankLinux(tm),



Are you going to write the French version?

cordially, even to pure trash,

rm

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#3 Realto Margarino
November 12th, 2004 - 01:24 pm ET | Report spam
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Niki Kovacs trolled:

Sorry I lost the link, but there's an interesting article on
ZDNet about WankLinux(tm),



Are you going to write the French version?

cordially, even to pure trash,

rm

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#4 +Alan Hicks+
November 12th, 2004 - 03:16 pm ET | Report spam
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In alt.os.linux.slackware, Niki Kovacs dared to utter,
Sorry I lost the link, but there's an interesting article on ZDNet about
WankLinux(tm), a one-man distro based on LFS (Linux For Suckers). According
to maintainer R. Margarino who maintains that brandnew distro in
collaboration with Trolltech(tm), WankLinux is aimed especially towards the
unstable branch of newsgroup posters. Among WankLinux' features, we have:

- Kernel 0.9.7rc2 (highly unstable to continually feed the user's anger)
- A complete selection of newsreaders including KNode and Pan, preconfigured
for use in rec.sports.baseball, alt.os.linux.slackware as well as
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.hamster.duct-tape.
- Various first person shooter games, including SuicideAlley2, where the
player is also the target.
- Accelerated versions of FrozenBubble, TuxRacer and KAsteroids which keep
the frustration stamina high.
- Various child porn desktop themes for recreational activities.



I'm sorry, usually I bitch at people about this stuff for feeding the
trolls, but that is a brilliant work. Definate modquote material. You
have my praises.

+12 BOZO points!

It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise,
Than for a man to hear the song of fools.
Ecclesiastes 7:5
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#5 +Alan Hicks+
November 12th, 2004 - 03:16 pm ET | Report spam
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In alt.os.linux.slackware, Niki Kovacs dared to utter,
Sorry I lost the link, but there's an interesting article on ZDNet about
WankLinux(tm), a one-man distro based on LFS (Linux For Suckers). According
to maintainer R. Margarino who maintains that brandnew distro in
collaboration with Trolltech(tm), WankLinux is aimed especially towards the
unstable branch of newsgroup posters. Among WankLinux' features, we have:

- Kernel 0.9.7rc2 (highly unstable to continually feed the user's anger)
- A complete selection of newsreaders including KNode and Pan, preconfigured
for use in rec.sports.baseball, alt.os.linux.slackware as well as
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.hamster.duct-tape.
- Various first person shooter games, including SuicideAlley2, where the
player is also the target.
- Accelerated versions of FrozenBubble, TuxRacer and KAsteroids which keep
the frustration stamina high.
- Various child porn desktop themes for recreational activities.



I'm sorry, usually I bitch at people about this stuff for feeding the
trolls, but that is a brilliant work. Definate modquote material. You
have my praises.

+12 BOZO points!

It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise,
Than for a man to hear the song of fools.
Ecclesiastes 7:5
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