OT:20 Things Partners Want Steve Ballmer To Talk About At Microsoft WPC

On 6/28/2011 12:37 PM, Kari Laine wrote:

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The only thing you could do for him is spit shine his shoes with your
tongue, clean his houses, cars, boats and airplanes with your tongue,
wash the dishes for him in a dishwasher and cook his meals.

Am I leaving anything out?

On 2011-06-28, Kari Laine claimed:

http://www.crn.com/slide-shows/chan...ft-wpc.htm

1. Resigning
2. Shutting down the criminal enterprise
3. Turning over records to the FBI for prosecution
4. Giving rebates to past users for known shoddy "software"
5. Surrendering to the nearest law enforcement desk

Who needs 20?

How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.

Verily I say unto thee, that Sinister Midget spake thusly:

On 2011-06-28, Kari Laine claimed:

http://www.crn.com/slide-shows/chan...ft-wpc.htm

1. Resigning
2. Shutting down the criminal enterprise
3. Turning over records to the FBI for prosecution
4. Giving rebates to past users for known shoddy "software"
5. Surrendering to the nearest law enforcement desk

6. Refunding the Windows Tax to all those forced to pay for Windows
7. Refunding protection money extorted from Android manufacturers
8. Apologising to the OLPC charity for sabotaging it
9. Apologising to Mandriva for attempting to sabotage it
10. The details of all those boiler-room MoUs and NDAs
11. The "Recommends Windows" advertising scam
12. The "Screw Google" campaign
13. Selling out American jobs with H-1B visas
14. Tax evasion, tax havens and "foreign trapped cash" laundering
15. The mysterious depreciation of .NET
16. The futility of Windows/ARM
17. Whatever happened to the Singularity Project?
18. The real reason he fired Stuart Scott, former CIO
19. Naming the specific "235 patents" he thinks Linux "infringes"
20. Explaining why he doesn't use antiperspirant

Who needs 20?

Only 20?

I have at least another 200.

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Homer stated in post on 6/29/11 7:55 AM:

Verily I say unto thee, that Sinister Midget spake thusly:

On 2011-06-28, Kari Laine claimed:

http://www.crn.com/slide-shows/chan...s-partners
-want-steve-ballmer-to-talk-about-at-microsoft-wpc.htm

1. Resigning
2. Shutting down the criminal enterprise
3. Turning over records to the FBI for prosecution
4. Giving rebates to past users for known shoddy "software"
5. Surrendering to the nearest law enforcement desk

6. Refunding the Windows Tax to all those forced to pay for Windows

Just get a computer without Windows if you do not want it. If you cannot
find one, do not blame MS, blame the fact that there are no real
alternatives for most OEMs and they do not want to sell half a product.

7. Refunding protection money extorted from Android manufacturers

I do not know enough about this one, but if the Android folks are profiting
from MS's efforts, they *should* pay MS. Notice the *if* in that sentence.

8. Apologising to the OLPC charity for sabotaging it

What makes you think they did that... by competing?

9. Apologising to Mandriva for attempting to sabotage it
10. The details of all those boiler-room MoUs and NDAs
11. The "Recommends Windows" advertising scam
12. The "Screw Google" campaign
13. Selling out American jobs with H-1B visas
14. Tax evasion, tax havens and "foreign trapped cash" laundering
15. The mysterious depreciation of .NET
16. The futility of Windows/ARM
17. Whatever happened to the Singularity Project?
18. The real reason he fired Stuart Scott, former CIO
19. Naming the specific "235 patents" he thinks Linux "infringes"
20. Explaining why he doesn't use antiperspirant

You are paranoid. Period.

Who needs 20?

Only 20?

I have at least another 200.

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____/ Homer on Wednesday 29 Jun 2011 15:55 : \____

Verily I say unto thee, that Sinister Midget spake thusly:

On 2011-06-28, Kari Laine claimed:

http://www.crn.com/slide-shows/chan...ft-wpc.htm

1. Resigning
2. Shutting down the criminal enterprise
3. Turning over records to the FBI for prosecution
4. Giving rebates to past users for known shoddy "software"
5. Surrendering to the nearest law enforcement desk

6. Refunding the Windows Tax to all those forced to pay for Windows
7. Refunding protection money extorted from Android manufacturers
8. Apologising to the OLPC charity for sabotaging it
9. Apologising to Mandriva for attempting to sabotage it
10. The details of all those boiler-room MoUs and NDAs
11. The "Recommends Windows" advertising scam
12. The "Screw Google" campaign
13. Selling out American jobs with H-1B visas
14. Tax evasion, tax havens and "foreign trapped cash" laundering
15. The mysterious depreciation of .NET
16. The futility of Windows/ARM
17. Whatever happened to the Singularity Project?
18. The real reason he fired Stuart Scott, former CIO
19. Naming the specific "235 patents" he thinks Linux "infringes"
20. Explaining why he doesn't use antiperspirant

Maybe he did and it didn't work. They are dosed for humans.

Who needs 20?

Only 20?

I have at least another 200.

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