OT Help...Help!! Blonde in an aviation emergency

Hi Mad Mike,

ROTFL - rip snorter, mate! :-))

Regards,
John Ward

"Mad Mike" wrote in message
news:

I really think this needs to be shared - MM
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Help...Help, "My pilot just died!"

A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the
pilot
dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"

Ground control received her call for help and answers back: "Don't
worry,
madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give
me
your height and position."

"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat."

Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father. which art in
Heaven "

On Sat, 22 Oct 2011 11:36:21 -0700 (PDT), Mad Mike
wrote:

I really think this needs to be shared - MM
=>
Help...Help, "My pilot just died!"

A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the
pilot
dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"

Ground control received her call for help and answers back: "Don't
worry,
madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give
me
your height and position."

"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat."

Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father. which art in
Heaven "

Works just as well if you replace the word "blonde" with "Yank" or
"Irishman" or "Pommie bastard".

(On behalf of the blondes of Australia.)


Walt
* * *
Offence freely given to those who wish to take it.

On Oct 22, 2:14 pm, "John Ward" wrote:

Hi Mad Mike,

    ROTFL - rip snorter, mate!  :-))

Regards,
John Ward

"Mad Mike"  wrote in message

news:

I really think this needs to be shared - MM
=>
Help...Help, "My pilot just died!"

A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the
pilot
dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"

Ground control received her call for help and answers back: "Don't
worry,
madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give
me
your height and position."

"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat."

Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father. which art in
Heaven "

Could not help it, Johnhad to be shared.
MM

On Oct 22, 5:15 pm, Walt_M wrote:

On Sat, 22 Oct 2011 11:36:21 -0700 (PDT), Mad Mike
wrote:









>I really think this needs to be shared - MM
>=>
>Help...Help, "My pilot just died!"

>A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the
>pilot
>dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

>"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"

>Ground control received her call for help and answers back: "Don't
>worry,
>madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give
>me
>your height and position."

>"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat."

>Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father. which art in
>Heaven "

Works just as well if you replace the word "blonde" with "Yank" or
"Irishman" or "Pommie bastard".  

(On behalf of the blondes of Australia.)

Walt
* * *
Offence freely given to those who wish to take it.

Kind of an all purpose joke ;)
MM

On Oct 22, 5:15 pm, Walt_M wrote:

On Sat, 22 Oct 2011 11:36:21 -0700 (PDT), Mad Mike
wrote:









>I really think this needs to be shared - MM
>=>
>Help...Help, "My pilot just died!"

>A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the
>pilot
>dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

>"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"

>Ground control received her call for help and answers back: "Don't
>worry,
>madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give
>me
>your height and position."

>"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat."

>Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father. which art in
>Heaven "

Works just as well if you replace the word "blonde" with "Yank" or
"Irishman" or "Pommie bastard".  

(On behalf of the blondes of Australia.)

Walt
* * *
Offence freely given to those who wish to take it.

Kind of an all purpose joke :)
MM