I hate Linux and its loud, foul-mouthed, rabid cult of fanatics.

I hate Linux and its loud, foul-mouthed, rabid cult of fanatics. Ever
since the mid 1990s, they have been bragging abot how Linux will destroy
Microsoft, and how it will be ready for the desktop in no time. During
the Dot Com era, they flooded the shops with a hundred variations
(distros) of Linux. In the early to mid 2000s, they suckered Walmart
into shipping Linux-powered PCs, and tried to make a Linux-powered
console called the Indrema L-600. And we can't forget about the One
Laptop Per Child scheme, where they convinced a bunch of rich Liberals
to donate $100 Linux-powered computers to the Third World. They even
made Linux powered cellphones. To top it all off, they wage a scathing
campaign against Microsoft, picking apart its flaws, and writing viruses
to attack Windows computers in order to convince people to switch to
Linux. And guess what? All of their efforts failed horribly, because
Linux sucks ass. All one has to do is try it for 3 days, and they will
become so pissed, that they will wipe it off their hard drive to
reinstall Windows or Mac OS X. When will the bozos in the Linux world
realise that most users are NOT programmers? This is not the 1970s
anymore. The mouse and the graphical user interface were invented to
make computer usage EASIER than typing thousands of archaic command
lines in a monochrome terminal. In fact, the whole point of inventing
and perfecting technology is to make the lives of humans EASIER. As long
as the Linux users refuse to coexist with the end user, it doesn't
matter if they give away live CDs on street corners, or include download
links to DVD image files, or add porn-themed spinning cubes to their
Tux-themed desktops, they will never, ever break the 2% mark of computer
usage.

Another thing I hate about Linux users is their rude behaviour. This is
most likely what has fucked over Linux's chance of becoming mainstream.
Ask a Linux user for help on how to install a program on Linux, and
instead of a simple, straight answer, they either;

a) insult you for being a Micro$oft junkie (as if Apple doesn't exist)
b) insult your mother
c) tell you to go fuck yourself
d) tell you to go suck a dog's dick
e) launch a two hour tirade about how Linux and other open-source
software is being opressed by Micro$oft (as if Apple doesn't exist)
f) tell you to go Read The Fucking Manual (it doesn't help that the 1000
page manual is often poorly written).
g) tell you to go try 300 other distros which have their own set of
problems.

And the Linux users scratch their heads and wonder why the users aren't
installing their penguin-themed operating system in droves, and
overthrowing Microsoft. Sure, Microsoft is a big, bad corporation, but
at least it knows how to do public relations, and it sticks to making
its 5 products work well, rather than making 140568947562405694 products
that work poorly.

Now that Linux has failed to go mainstream, instead of the Linux
community shutting the fuck up and focusing on the network server market
(which it has already lost to 4 other companies anyway), they now insist
that "Linux is just a kernel, not an operating system," and that "Linux
will be ready anytime soon." So for over a decade the Linux fanatics
took the world for a ride by being convinced that a half-finished piece
of shit is a better alternative to Microsoft Windows. They need to get
their asses kicked.