OT 1974 vs. 2011

1974: Long hair
2011: Longing for hair

1974: KEG
2011: EKG

1974 : Acid rock
2011: Acid reflux

1974: Moving to California because it's cool
2011: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2011: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1974: Seeds and stems
2011: Roughage

1974: Hoping for a BMW
2011: Hoping for a BM

1974: Going to a new, hip joint
2011: Receiving a new hip joint

1974: Rolling Stones
2011: Kidney Stones

1974: Screw the system
2011: Upgrade the system

1974: Disco
2011: Costco

1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2011: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1974: Passing the driving test
2011: Passing the vision test

1974: Whatever
2011: Depends


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