OT Help...Help!! Blonde in an aviation emergency

Hi Mad Mike,

ROTFL - rip snorter, mate! :-))

Regards,
John Ward

"Mad Mike" wrote in message
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Help...Help, "My pilot just died!"

A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the
pilot
dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"

Ground control received her call for help and answers back: "Don't
worry,
madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give
me
your height and position."

"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat."

Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father. which art in
Heaven "