Get Laid...Not Linux....

http://chris.pirillo.com/linux-sucks/ "Every minute you spend trying to get Linux working on your laptop is a minute of your life lost forever. Get laid, not Linux." "Linux users actually suck more than Linux itself. Linux is just ...

Message posted on the April 7th, 2012 - 6:56 PM ET

LEAD Technologies Releases LEADTOOLS Version 18

New LEADTOOLS Anywhere™ Libraries for WinRT, iOS, OS X, Android and Linux, Plus Major Updates to Document, Medical and Multimedia Engines.

Press published on the January 30th, 2013 - 5:00 AM ET

MWC 2010 and Nokia: No love to be found

Going to the Mobile World Congress 2010 in Barcelona as the largest phone manufacturer in the world without presenting single mobile phone takes a real effort. Nokia did this, to general disbelief, even if a handful of media outlets (GNT included) ...

Review published on the February 23rd, 2010 - 12:16 PM ET

Digia Qt: Digia sets out bold strategy for Qt and demonstrates progress to date

Digia unveils Qt roadmap & demonstrations at Qt Developer Days.

Press published on the November 13th, 2012 - 7:20 AM ET

Intel goes after Windows 7 on netbooks with Linux

http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=viewArticleBasic&articleId33279 Gosh, Nymshifter, do you consider Intel a "nobody"? A geek that can't get laid? How about Google with their LINUX Android. Are they geek nobodies ...

Message posted on the May 24th, 2009 - 11:35 AM ET

[Samba] Improving Samba write performance on Linux

Improving Samba write performance on Linux Abstract Samba performance is good in most circumstances, but modern Linux distributions have improved file systems since Samba was first developed. In particular, they have a feature that Samba does not ...

Message posted on the December 8th, 2010 - 2:50 PM ET

Developers Fork Mandriva Linux, Creating Mageia

http://linux.slashdot.org/story/10/09/18/1437248/Developers-Fork- Mandriva-Linux-Creating-Mageia "As most of the Mandriva employees working on the Linux distribution were laid off due to the liquidation of Edge-IT (a subsidiary of Mandriva SA) ...

Message posted on the September 19th, 2010 - 12:42 AM ET

Linux Screwed Me.

Linux fucked me. Literally. I'm a white woman, 29 years old decent body, college graduate with a masters degree and a good job as an accountant. I have my own condo and more than my fair share of dates but still something has been missing from my ...

Message posted on the September 6th, 2012 - 6:32 PM ET

Fun Linux Facts !!

"Fun" Lunix Facts! Lunix users never have to reboot. ACPI problems prevent that...use the power-strip after a crash or shutdown. Lunix users get laid about as often as they have to reboot. And if they do reboot they will fall short before ...

Message posted on the August 9th, 2010 - 10:49 PM ET

All About Linux: GNU To Linux? Read This First!

http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Lunix “ I haven't been laid in a year. :( I think it's my distro. What version are you guys running? „ —Welcome to Lunix! “ I always eagerly wait for the new Lunix kernel. When I think of ...

Message posted on the May 28th, 2012 - 10:49 AM ET

What Carmack actually said about Linux

First, here's what he /didn't/ say: [quote] Linux development is another story altogether. Even though Valve is now actively pursuing the Linux market, iD has been there before, and just has not seen positive results. Remember how many past titles ...

Message posted on the August 10th, 2012 - 3:21 PM ET

Take a look at all the bugs in that SHITTY Linux Mint that Alias has a hard-on for

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Message posted on the August 14th, 2010 - 3:02 PM ET

OT: Saving GNU/Linux FOSS in the age of Android and iOS

Sorry for this off topic post, but I think this list reaches many of the people in Debian community who combined have some influence over the direction of Debian. If there is a better forum for this discussion, please let me know. Hackers love to ...

Message posted on the November 4th, 2011 - 8:30 AM ET

Sigmund Freud, Linux and The Narcissism of Minor Difference

Linux Zealots. We all know at least one. From that fat smelly guy who lives in the server room at your workplace to your neighbor's fifteen year old son in his "Limp-Bizkit" T-shirt, Linux Zealots come in all shapes and sizes, but two ...

Message posted on the July 31st, 2011 - 12:21 PM ET

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